This one is about month and a half old but never got around to finishing it.
It's quite a mess right now, but hopefully I'll pull it off.
Basically the guy's walking out of the "Wandermart" to find that a wild pegasus devastated his car by taking a crap from high enough.
A bit scatological, but hey, I was in a shitty mood back then. Also the "ammo" will be rainbow colored, cuz you know...pegasus ,and it will make it a bit easier on the eyes.
The idea originated from some Adam Carolla rant I herd a while back.